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Misty

    Sly, I will get Flippy to tie your shoelaces together as Misty gives you a hug. I might have a chance then. Joking

     

     

    Hmm...now I'm in a conundrum. Sly has already propositioned me to hug you before the 30 minute waiting period so that you will be too traumatized to race.   

    Bless your heart.

    FlippyNoodle


    Not a dude

      (insert ominous music here)

      Slymoon Runs


      race obsessed

        Wink


        Brown Noser

          oooooh, one girl down below and one up above,  I like. Youngsters at that too!

           

          We will see how the Dallas Marathon treats me, I suspect the January FE will not be my best showing (it isn't like we are worlds apart in time either)

           

           

          (Speaking of the Dallas Marathon - I read the online race prep materials and had pre-race angst all night. Good, maybe I wont have it on the day before)

           

          If you do 26 push-ups before you cross the finish line, I'll PayPal you 5 G.W.s

          Be careful of the toes that you step on, because they may be connected to the ass that you have to kiss.


          Bad Ass

            I laugh every time I read ImaRunnah's sigline "Bless your heart", especially after she explained it on the mammals. Sly, good luck on the marathon.

            Damaris, Marathon Maniac, Ultra Runner

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            "The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire."

            runmomto3boys


              Hugs for everyone!  I'm a fan, even if most of you prudes are not Big grin

               

              Sly: Good luck with the marathon!!!


              Misty

                I laugh every time I read ImaRunnah's sigline "Bless your heart", especially after she explained it on the mammals. Sly, good luck on the marathon.

                 

                It's kind of like adding "in bed" to the fortune cookie messages. But way bitchier.

                Bless your heart.

                FlippyNoodle


                Not a dude

                  Reminds me of a joke:

                   

                  Beneath the heat of the summer sun, two well-to-do Southern ladies sit on the porch sipping iced tea.  Mary Jane had just moved to the town; she was trying to get to know her neighbors, and Ashley Lynn had graciously opened her home.

                   

                  After some idle pratter, Ashley Lynn straightened up in her chair and thrust her hand at Mary Jane.

                   

                  “Look at what my husband bought me for my birthday,” Ashley Lynn exclaimed as she turned her hand so that her ring caught the light.  ”Isn’t it gorgeous?”

                   

                  “Well!  How nice,” Mary Jane remarked.

                   

                  “And you see that mare out yonder in the field?  She was my husband’s gift to me on our anniversary this year.”

                   

                  Mary Jane uttered, “My, my.  How nice.”

                   

                  Ashley Lynn smiled smugly at Mary Jane as she nodded to the porch floor.  ”Why, my husband built me this porch just because I mused one day that having one would be lovely!”

                   

                  “Well I’ll be!  How nice,” Mary Jane again declared.  ”You know, my husband sent me to finishing school.”

                   

                  “Did he now,” Ashley Lynn asked with a slight sneer.  ”And what good has that done you?”

                   

                  “For starters, they taught me how to say ‘how nice’ instead of ‘fuck you’!”


                  Misty

                    Hehehe...bless her heart.

                    Bless your heart.


                    Bad Ass

                      It's kind of like adding "in bed" to the fortune cookie messages. But way bitchier.

                       

                      We did that once at work and we were cracking up.

                      Damaris, Marathon Maniac, Ultra Runner

                      Blog

                      "The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire."

                      Slymoon Runs


                      race obsessed

                        hmmm...
                        I dig Henry and at one time looked more like him.  But the avi change makes me feel a bit hot tempered...

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