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I AM INVADING AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME (Read 669 times)

MrNamtor


DON'T TREAD ON ME

    Quit trying to butthurt me. My stitches are still healing.

     

    No, i really like the continuum model. It made me think about my own douchebaggery in a very positive way. Like it's not a question of whether I am or am not a douche, but more a question of degree. It's a sophisticated and agnostic viewpoint.

     

    PS: Is that smell from you? Cause I didn't hear anything.

    sunfastrose


    Fatty McFatFat

      And smells.

       

      One must know who dealt.

       

       

      I have a cousin who is a self-proclaimed "gassy gal".  Totally toxic and prolific.  She's been dating the same guy for 12 years.  She has somehow managed to avoid doing it in front of him.  She goes to the car a lot to "get something".  I do wonder if he knows. 

      LRB


      Dreamer

        I have a cousin who is a self-proclaimed "gassy gal".  Totally toxic and prolific.  She's been dating the same guy for 12 years.  She has somehow managed to avoid doing it in front of him.  She goes to the car a lot to "get something".  I do wonder if he knows. 

        Oh shit, Susan!  What is up girl?!  Glad to see you..um, you know what I mean.  Smile

        MRT: This too shall pass I made it!

        FlippyNoodle


        Not a dude

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          I have a cousin who is a self-proclaimed "gassy gal".  Totally toxic and prolific.  She's been dating the same guy for 12 years.  She has somehow managed to avoid doing it in front of him.  She goes to the car a lot to "get something".  I do wonder if he knows. 

           

          Life is too damned short to spend that much time going out to the car. She needs to just let 'er rip and get it over with. 12 years is a long time. Does he fart in front of her??</op>
          xor


            I have a cousin who is a self-proclaimed "gassy gal".  Totally toxic and prolific.  She's been dating the same guy for 12 years.  She has somehow managed to avoid doing it in front of him.  She goes to the car a lot to "get something".  I do wonder if he knows. 

             

            Oh he totally knows.  If for nothing else, the slumber fart is much harder to control. 

             

            And every now and then when she goes to the car or the other room, the fart lingers and he accidentally walks nearby.  What cousin has may be a real keeper just because he's helped her keep her self conscious illusion for 12 years.

             

            FlippyNoodle


            Not a dude

              Oh he totally knows.  If for nothing else, the slumber fart is much harder to control. 

               

              And every now and then when she goes to the car or the other room, the fart lingers and he accidentally walks nearby.  What cousin has may be a real keeper just because he's helped her keep her self conscious illusion for 12 years.

               

              +10000000
              CClay


              Better than all of you

                I don't really like where this thread has progressed.

                MrNamtor


                DON'T TREAD ON ME

                  I don't really like where this thread has progressed.

                   

                  I think it's actually improved a little over time.

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