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Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
I've got a fever...
...when I drink a beer it goes STRAIGHT to my head! Whoo hoo, one beer and pizza, I feel great!
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Being a lightweight rocks. Or in my case, eating less so I can drink more and not OD on calories. Liquid Diet!