I've got a fever...
( and I have yet to see him burp...he likes to keep those sort of things for himself)
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Dear God, how is that even possible? Worst: I was shotgunning a beer in the parking lot outside of a sports bar (Michigan game, go figure), and when I let go of the empty can, it didn't fall. A jagged corner was stuck to my lips!
Michelle
I've known him since 1997 and have never heard him pass gas
The voice of mile 18
Tri Rule #1 of Triathlon Training/Racing - If Momma ain't happy nobody is happy
and when the spirit hits me a chili pepper beer
esq.
My dad once ripped one while sleeping that was so loud that he woke himself up.
rectumdamnnearkilledem
I did that last night. I kid you not.
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
:raises hand: I'm guilty of that, too.
:raises hand: I'm guilty of that, too. I also only slept in thong underwear once. I woke up when I couldn't fart. First and last time I wore butt-floss. k
Kirstin, I KNEW I really liked you for a reason!
My husband has never heard me fart. The word in our house is that "mommy doesn't do that".