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What'd you do, Jeff?

Farted. And I posted to the wrong thread. And didn't copy what I mis-posted before I redacted it, and I don't have the energy to re-type it. Let's see, I think that covers it...

Since I've managed to muck up this thread above, I might as well contribute. I was never a huge fan of drinking games because many of them a) required too much thinking and b) seemed to impede my goal of getting plastered ("Is it my turn to drink yet? No? Damn it!). However, the following game has none of those problems. Circle of Death Requires at least one deck of cards, and a lot of beer (having a keg handy helps). If you look this game up on the internet, there are a ton of variations with all kinds of stupid rules. The version I played cuts to the chase. Spread the cards face down on the table in a circular fashion. The first person draws a card, and then play proceeds to the right. Two simple rules: 1. If consecutive people have the same card number or face, they must drink the value of their card. 2-10 are worth 2-10 (duh), J=11, Q=12, skip 13, K=14, A=15. 2. If consecutive people have the same suit, they must drink the value of their respective cards. What do the numbers mean? It's a count done out-loud by the other members of the table, at a rate of one count per second or faster if you're lucky. Pace yourself and don't take huge gulps. The fun aspect of the game is that you can drink multiple times for the same card, and you can drink based on cards from your right or left. Five person example: 1. You lead off and draw 5 of spades 2. Next person draws the 7 of spades. You both drink. 3. Third Person draws the Ace of Spades. All three of you drink. 4. Fourth person draws the Queen of clubs. No one drinks. 5. Fifth person draws the 10 of spades. Players 5-1-2-3 drink b/c of the consecutive spades. 6. You draw the 7 of hearts. You and the player 2 drink. 7. Etc. Play continues until are cards are gone, then shuffle and play again. As you can imagine, a lot of beer is consumed when there are strings of consecutive card values or suits drawn. A second deck is often used if there are a lot of people. You can also play with just two people, but more is better (and livelier). A particular punishing brand of the game is played with a 24-card euchre deck (contains only 9's and higher) or better yet, a pinochle deck, which is two euchre decks.

How many times you gonna modify that post? And what happened to the sig line? Ya wuss...

220, 221, whatever it takes.

Tippy Cup (or, Flippy Cup - or just Cups) I seriously could play this for hours. And I am damn good at it too.

Bumping this thread back up to the top to find ways to get through those boring holiday parties coming up. Here is a drinking game of the utmost simplicity. It is called Drink. You get a group of people just hanging out, maybe around a keg, around the open bar at the office party, watching football with the father in law, anyone anywhere really. Here are the rules. The first person looks around at the other players, picks one and says "drink". That person now has to finish their drink and then they get to pick the next person to play. Retribution is a bitch in this game.