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Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
I've got a fever...
I still have a half bottle of Spicy V-8, vodka, and jalapeño stuffed olives...and no one to share with. I DON'T need the calories after the eating fest we had while my mom and nephew were here...but V-8 is healthy, right?
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.