Drinkers with a Running Problem

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I can has a problem... (Read 186 times)

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

    I still have a half bottle of Spicy V-8, vodka, and jalapeño stuffed olives...and no one to share with. I DON'T need the calories after the eating fest we had while my mom and nephew were here...but V-8 is healthy, right? Tongue

    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

         ~ Sarah Kay

    jEfFgObLuE


    I've got a fever...

      I still have a half bottle of Spicy V-8, vodka, and jalapeño stuffed olives...and no one to share with. I DON'T need the calories after the eating fest we had while my mom and nephew were here...but V-8 is healthy, right?
      I don't see a problem. Just means more for you. /Enabler

      On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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      rectumdamnnearkilledem

        You really are the big brother I never wanted...that's the sort of answer my semi-pro drinker kid-brother would give, too. Tongue

        Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

        remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

             ~ Sarah Kay

        JillyBeans


        Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

          Whoo! I'll take one! Of course, you'll have to drink it but I can imagine! Thanks!
          "The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step."
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          rectumdamnnearkilledem

            Ha! Besides...you wouldn't want to ride the skateboard while under the influence. That can only end badly... Black eye

            Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

            remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                 ~ Sarah Kay

            JillyBeans


            Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

              That's true. I am noticing now that it's not even wearing a helmet. Confused
              "The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step."