Drinkers with a Running Problem

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Drunkard.com (Read 472 times)


Needs more cowbell!

    I shoot pretty things! ~

    '14 Goals:

    • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

    • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


    Queen of 3rd Place

      My favorite all-time article from them:

       

      http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html

       

      I'm so not worthy.

      Ex runner


      Needs more cowbell!

        My favorite all-time article from them:

         

        http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html

         

        I'm so not worthy.

         

        "Think about it: 119 beers in six hours. That’s a beer every three minutes, non stop. That’s beyond epic. It’s beyond the ken of mortal men. It’s god-like."


        Love it! Big grin

        I shoot pretty things! ~

        '14 Goals:

        • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

        • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


        Prince of Fatness

          Yeah, I read that Andre the Giant article.  I know that he was a big guy but 20 beers an hour for 6 hours?  Damn!

          Semi-retired.


          A Sweetheart

            Bump.

             

            We used to get the print copy of Modern Drunkard in front of bars in Denver.  They were known for the 86 rules of drinking.

             

            This is pure genius.  Everyone should be forced to read it.  It is so good, that I can't pick out a favorite.  I often want to tell customers about #8:  When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

            I want to do it because I want to do it.  -Amelia Earhart

             

            Tennessee Beer Mile Queen


            Needs more cowbell!

              #8:  When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist.

               

              People who pull that should be willing to accept "mystery ingredients" in their high-maintenance drinks.

              I shoot pretty things! ~

              '14 Goals:

              • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

              • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


              A Sweetheart

                 

                People who pull that should be willing to accept "mystery ingredients" in their high-maintenance drinks.

                 

                Agreed.  Mystery ingrediants usually equals warm well gin.  No matter what the drink.  The stuff that settles in the bottom of the rail mats is good, too.

                I want to do it because I want to do it.  -Amelia Earhart

                 

                Tennessee Beer Mile Queen


                Needs more cowbell!

                   

                  The stuff that settles in the bottom of the rail mats is good, too.

                   

                  With a urinal cake garnish?

                  I shoot pretty things! ~

                  '14 Goals:

                  • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

                  • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                  A Dance with Monkeys

                    Bump.

                     

                    We used to get the print copy of Modern Drunkard in front of bars in Denver.  They were known for the 86 rules of drinking.

                     

                    This is pure genius.  Everyone should be forced to read it.  It is so good, that I can't pick out a favorite.  I often want to tell customers about #8:  When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

                     

                    Spec.

                     

                    Tac.

                     

                    U.Lar!!


                    Needs more cowbell!

                      34. If you bring Old Milwaukee Miller Lite to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.


                      Someone should have clued my sister and her boyfriend in @ last year's Thanksgiving.  Actually, they drank the Lite and the good stuff, then conned my dad into buying more good stuff that they made-off with when they left on Friday.  Hrm.

                      I shoot pretty things! ~

                      '14 Goals:

                      • 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)

                      • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                      A Sweetheart

                         

                        Spec.

                         

                        Tac.

                         

                        U.Lar!!

                         

                        Wow.  I'm not too bright when sober, add alcohol and it just becomes a disaster. 

                         

                        MTA:  I really love New Belgium 1554.  I may have had a few last night.

                        I want to do it because I want to do it.  -Amelia Earhart

                         

                        Tennessee Beer Mile Queen


                        A Dance with Monkeys

                          You have not drunk enough tonight.