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Fanatic #3965

    Kirsten

    '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

    '13 Goals:

    DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

    • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

    • 1st olympic distance duathlon

    • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

    Half Fanatic

    punch Type 1 in the junk

      My favorite all-time article from them:

       

      http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html

       

      I'm so not worthy.

      2013 Valley Runner of the Year Series: Feb 16 5K (4 points out of 10) ... Mar 2 10K (20/30)... Mar 16 4Mi (21/30) ... Apr 6 10K (DNS) ... Apr 21 2Mi (5/10) ... May 11 5Mi (where the fuck are the results?)... Jun 8 1Mi ... Jun 16 6Mi ... Sep 28 10K ... Oct 5 5K ...Oct 12 5Mi ... Oct 20 5K


      Fanatic #3965

        My favorite all-time article from them:

         

        http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html

         

        I'm so not worthy.

         

        "Think about it: 119 beers in six hours. That’s a beer every three minutes, non stop. That’s beyond epic. It’s beyond the ken of mortal men. It’s god-like."


        Love it! Big grin

        Kirsten

        '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

        '13 Goals:

        DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

        • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

        • 1st olympic distance duathlon

        • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

        Half Fanatic

        punch Type 1 in the junk


        Prince of Fatness

          Yeah, I read that Andre the Giant article.  I know that he was a big guy but 20 beers an hour for 6 hours?  Damn!

          Semi-retired.

            Bump.

             

            We used to get the print copy of Modern Drunkard in front of bars in Denver.  They were known for the 86 rules of drinking.

             

            This is pure genius.  Everyone should be forced to read it.  It is so good, that I can't pick out a favorite.  I often want to tell customers about #8:  When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

            "Make no little plans. They have no magic to stir men's blood."  -Daniel Burnham


            Fanatic #3965

              #8:  When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist.

               

              People who pull that should be willing to accept "mystery ingredients" in their high-maintenance drinks.

              Kirsten

              '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

              '13 Goals:

              DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

              • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

              • 1st olympic distance duathlon

              • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

              Half Fanatic

              punch Type 1 in the junk

                 

                People who pull that should be willing to accept "mystery ingredients" in their high-maintenance drinks.

                 

                Agreed.  Mystery ingrediants usually equals warm well gin.  No matter what the drink.  The stuff that settles in the bottom of the rail mats is good, too.

                "Make no little plans. They have no magic to stir men's blood."  -Daniel Burnham


                Fanatic #3965

                   

                  The stuff that settles in the bottom of the rail mats is good, too.

                   

                  With a urinal cake garnish?

                  Kirsten

                  '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                  '13 Goals:

                  DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                  • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                  • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                  • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

                  Half Fanatic

                  punch Type 1 in the junk

                    Bump.

                     

                    We used to get the print copy of Modern Drunkard in front of bars in Denver.  They were known for the 86 rules of drinking.

                     

                    This is pure genius.  Everyone should be forced to read it.  It is so good, that I can't pick out a favorite.  I often want to tell customers about #8:  When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

                     

                    Spec.

                     

                    Tac.

                     

                    U.Lar!!


                    Fanatic #3965

                      34. If you bring Old Milwaukee Miller Lite to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.


                      Someone should have clued my sister and her boyfriend in @ last year's Thanksgiving.  Actually, they drank the Lite and the good stuff, then conned my dad into buying more good stuff that they made-off with when they left on Friday.  Hrm.

                      Kirsten

                      '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                      '13 Goals:

                      DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                      • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                      • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                      • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

                      Half Fanatic

                      punch Type 1 in the junk

                         

                        Spec.

                         

                        Tac.

                         

                        U.Lar!!

                         

                        Wow.  I'm not too bright when sober, add alcohol and it just becomes a disaster. 

                         

                        MTA:  I really love New Belgium 1554.  I may have had a few last night.

                        "Make no little plans. They have no magic to stir men's blood."  -Daniel Burnham

                          You have not drunk enough tonight.