rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Queen of 3rd Place
My favorite all-time article from them:
http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html
I'm so not worthy.
Ex runner
My favorite all-time article from them: http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html I'm so not worthy.
"Think about it: 119 beers in six hours. That’s a beer every three minutes, non stop. That’s beyond epic. It’s beyond the ken of mortal men. It’s god-like."
Love it!
Prince of Fatness
Not at it at all.
Kalsarikännit
Bump.
We used to get the print copy of Modern Drunkard in front of bars in Denver. They were known for the 86 rules of drinking.
This is pure genius. Everyone should be forced to read it. It is so good, that I can't pick out a favorite. I often want to tell customers about #8: When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
I want to do it because I want to do it. -Amelia Earhart
#8: When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist.
People who pull that should be willing to accept "mystery ingredients" in their high-maintenance drinks.
Agreed. Mystery ingrediants usually equals warm well gin. No matter what the drink. The stuff that settles in the bottom of the rail mats is good, too.
The stuff that settles in the bottom of the rail mats is good, too.
With a urinal cake garnish?
Good Bad & The Monkey
Bump. We used to get the print copy of Modern Drunkard in front of bars in Denver. They were known for the 86 rules of drinking. This is pure genius. Everyone should be forced to read it. It is so good, that I can't pick out a favorite. I often want to tell customers about #8: When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
Spec.
Tac.
U.Lar!!
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
Poor baby
Someone should have clued my sister and her boyfriend in @ last year's Thanksgiving. Actually, they drank the Lite and the good stuff, then conned my dad into buying more good stuff that they made-off with when they left on Friday. Hrm.
Spec. Tac. U.Lar!!
Wow. I'm not too bright when sober, add alcohol and it just becomes a disaster.
MTA: I really love New Belgium 1554. I may have had a few last night.