Harpeth Hills Flying Monkey Marathon

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Monkey tats (Read 680 times)


A Saucy Wench

    I put one on each arm for the race.  By the end of the race left had lost his tail and part of one wing.  Right had just lost the tiny spots on his chin and butt where I had wrinkled the tat.

     

    I didnt get around to bodygliding them off the next couple days ---then I got curious. Most days I have 2 showers, so how long would they last

     

    As of today they look exactly the same as they did post race.  Impressive.

    I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

     

    "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

      You should really start using soap when you shower.

       

       

      xor


        hippie

         


        A Saucy Wench

          guess my soap doesnt have enough oil in it. 

          I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

           

          "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7


          A Dance with Monkeys

            Get real monkey tats...


            A Saucy Wench

              maybe I did and just forgot....

               

              although the look on my husbands face when he saw them was priceless.  He thought they were real.   I wish I had been quick enough on the draw to pretend they  were

              I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

               

              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                Seriously. Are you one of those weirdos who washes with their hand and not with a cloth or a loofa?

                 

                Weirdo. Wink

                 

                 


                A Saucy Wench

                  Yup. 

                   

                  DAMN hippie.

                   

                   

                   

                  They are looking raggedy today so I am going to bodyglide them off.

                  I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                   

                  "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                  xor


                    This is what sickness does to me.

                     

                    I keep confusing the "Monkey tats" thread with the "Monkey eats" thread.

                     

                    Which leads to "Monkey teats".

                     

                    Healthy me would be all about the boobies joke.

                     

                    Current me links Monkey teats with Monkey lungs.

                     

                    Fuck you, Monkey.

                     

                    I blame Trent.

                     

                      They are looking raggedy today so I am going to bodyglide them off.

                      Dude, just use some moisturizer.  You're gonna need those hands in the future.

                      “Everything you need is already inside.” -- Bill Bowerman


                      Lazy idiot

                        Dude, just use some moisturizer.  You're gonna need those hands in the future.

                         

                        This sounds incredibly dirty, but I can't tell if it is or not... 

                        Tick tock

                          Mission accomplished.

                          “Everything you need is already inside.” -- Bill Bowerman

                            OR SOAP...on a cloth.

                             

                            Jesus.

                             

                             


                            A Saucy Wench

                              Actually I forgot the bodyglide so I tried soap.  Nothing.  I tried my jar of  exfoliating scrub which basically is sand mixed with moisturizer . Nothing.  I used one of those scrubby spongy things that come in every Xmas bubble bath gift basket.  Started looking a little raggedy but still not going away.   Finally I resorted to the stiff bristle brush.  After taking a layer of my skin off I was left with monkey freckles. DAMN. 

                              I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                               

                              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7


                              Imminent Catastrophe

                                Wow, good thing I didn't put it on my forehead like I had planned to.

                                "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                                 "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                                "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                                 

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