A Saucy Wench
I put one on each arm for the race. By the end of the race left had lost his tail and part of one wing. Right had just lost the tiny spots on his chin and butt where I had wrinkled the tat.
I didnt get around to bodygliding them off the next couple days ---then I got curious. Most days I have 2 showers, so how long would they last
As of today they look exactly the same as they did post race. Impressive.
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
You should really start using soap when you shower.
How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?
break'n three
Eye of Sauron
hippie
And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.
guess my soap doesnt have enough oil in it.
Get real monkey tats...
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
Poor baby
maybe I did and just forgot....
although the look on my husbands face when he saw them was priceless. He thought they were real. I wish I had been quick enough on the draw to pretend they were
Seriously. Are you one of those weirdos who washes with their hand and not with a cloth or a loofa?
Weirdo.
Yup.
DAMN hippie.
They are looking raggedy today so I am going to bodyglide them off.
This is what sickness does to me.
I keep confusing the "Monkey tats" thread with the "Monkey eats" thread.
Which leads to "Monkey teats".
Healthy me would be all about the boobies joke.
Current me links Monkey teats with Monkey lungs.
Fuck you, Monkey.
I blame Trent.
Dude, just use some moisturizer. You're gonna need those hands in the future.
Idiot
This sounds incredibly dirty, but I can't tell if it is or not...
Yes, I do "run in this." So should you. The weather is never as bad as it seems from behind your office or car window.
Mission accomplished.
OR SOAP...on a cloth.
Jesus.
Actually I forgot the bodyglide so I tried soap. Nothing. I tried my jar of exfoliating scrub which basically is sand mixed with moisturizer . Nothing. I used one of those scrubby spongy things that come in every Xmas bubble bath gift basket. Started looking a little raggedy but still not going away. Finally I resorted to the stiff bristle brush. After taking a layer of my skin off I was left with monkey freckles. DAMN.
Wow, good thing I didn't put it on my forehead like I had planned to.
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