Marathon training started today!!!!!!!

It's common knowledge that you can't possibly train for the monkey. Good luck anyway.

Common knowledge, like common sense, probably doesn't have much place in this race. Carry on.

Ditto. Day 1 (per the plan) = rest. I'll still do a few miles tonight. Gotta keep up appearances for the Swamp Drinking/Running challenge. Dragon and I are in a race for last place.

Dude, shhh! They can read in here too. They, like, won't take us seriously if you say stuff like that. Oh, or maybe that's your secret plan. Good plan.

Dude, shhh! They can read in here too. They, like, won't take us seriously if you say stuff like that. Oh, or maybe that's your secret plan. Good plan.

Shit... they can read? Okay, then what I meant to say was... I'm gonna knock out 80 miles this week (it's a cutback week, cut me some slack), and probably only drink a twelver a night (the ole ball and chain is really nagging me about the excessive amount of Natty Light cans in the garage... she'll see). Game on!

You cannot train for the monkey. Give it up. Go have a beer.

Drinking beer is training for the Monkey. Thusly you have created a logical paradox. I recommend meditating on this under a waterfall to find enlightenment.

Drinking beer is training for the Monkey.

I thought monkey training involved grass In Alaska, it is legal to possess up to 1 oz of marijuana in your home for personal use.....however, it is illegal to grow it or sell it....

Is it wrong of me that I referred to the Monkey as a social event and not a race, since I won't be actually racing. My goal that day will be to finish...and then to drink beer.