50,000 Miles Later
I've got a fever...
I want to taunt you, but your crazy eyes scare me. Maybe I'll just back away slowly.
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
I have no idea what this thread is about, but for those of you who missed it....I took a "true age" test online yesterday. It said my true age is "2". Yep. 2.
Was the first question, do you still poop in your pants?
The Greatest of All Time
MM# 4597 / HF #941
Thanks. I just peed myself I'm laughing so hard. Which really sucks 'cause I'm still at work. And now I have to expain why I also have tears rolling down my face. Why can't you guys post this shit in the morning when all that happens is I spew coffee on my keyboard (again)?
Time to go home.