You train with a dead marmot on top of your head?
mta: Oh. I just realized that that was a reference to your hair. Nevermind.
50,000 Miles Later
The Monkey Games
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
Apparently it keeps the monkeys away.
I should try this.
A monkey told my teammate to dive into my leg last night. Little bastard.