it becomes clear that you, o gorilla-faced one, are too old for w00ting.

She called you a gorilla. That's funny. Also, "woot" is the single lamest thing you can utter on the Internet. Bicyclists use it a lot. When we get that ignore function, anybody who says "woot" will immediately be on my ignore list. Them again, anybody who might say "woot" will probably already be on it. So you're good. Insincere woots will not make me go away, however. I'm too clever for that. You must woot for weal to make the wist.