Walk This Way...this way
The Modern Prometheus (Next Generation)
Be not fearful.
Coming to a computer screen near you:
Frank takes up racewalking.
Fully expecting to have his fanny handed to him,
Frank embarks. Clumsy, Plodding, Ponderous, Determined.
A gentle fyi; At last inventory, Frank retained his buns-o-steel,
so be cautious in this pursuit.
Any attempt to hang the DFL tag on him will be dealt with in a
most savage manner. Out-kicking of any misguided Zombie
is assured. Bet on it. Biting, and hair pulling are also under
consideration.
bf
Frank became a pied piper
with fast walks and no runs
twasn't the tunes he whistled
but how he wiggled his buns
heel toe, heel toe he went
down the meat market trail
pendulum glutes swaying
like dinghies in a gale
people began to follow him
then copied his hippy shake
before he knew it he became the guru
to those jiggling in his wake
He always had stayed clear of cults
because he never liked the food
but being the king is another thing
and he took advantage of his brood
they tithed nearly half their cash
to Frank the smooth talker
into the sunset they followed him
to the ranch of the Racewalker
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Frank became a pied piper with fast walks and no runs twasn't the tunes he whistled but how he wiggled his buns heel toe, heel toe he went down the meat market trail pendulum glutes swaying like dinghies in a gale people began to follow him then copied his hippy shake before he knew it he became the guru to those jiggling in his wake He always had stayed clear of cults because he never liked the food but being the king is another thing and he took advantage of his brood they tithed nearly half their cash to Frank the smooth talkera into the sunset they followed him to the ranch of the Racewalker
to Frank the smooth talkera
WOW! Such beauty, Jimmy.
In Frankie's twisted head this brings to mind Chaucer's Miller's Tale ..("I wol nat lye") Ouch !
A splash of Melville, as well.
I'll just call it brilliant. A poetic feast.
TY,
PS,
The visionary genius displayed by Shelley most vividly in her masterpiece
Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus is finally confirmed.
Modern science has removed any lingering doubts.
While in collaboration with Dr. Frankenstein to create this magnificent creature, DNA material exactly as she described,
has now been sequenced. She's always insisted that this potent cocktail of genetic material included strands of
Ellen DeGeneres, Mick Jagger, et al.The scientific community is atwitter; Some suggesting proof of crude attempts
at development of a superior race.While traits of Ellen and Mick are clearly displayed and seemingly innate, the creature exhibits remarkable
aerobic conditioning which must have been gained through extensive training.It would be a crime not to nurture
and develop this splendid genetic gift.This is not some convenience store scratch card windfall to berecklessly squandered.
In vetro fertilization banks have reps beatin' a path to his door.bf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SYCBV3MHsU
The contest begins All bibs are aflutterFast turns all takenWhile grasping the 'udderYawin' down backstretch Lights bright and shinyFor just a brief momentHe shews em 'is heinieThe hag o' the mistSlaps cheek with a crackIn the blink of an eyeHe's another lap backHe knew he wud finishBut not DFLRacewalking is such fun,Ii's featured in 'ellbf
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