Seriously...that's a load of junk food, or even just a lot of food.  I've eaten at Fat Boys Whoper burger, and even though I'm a tubby fella, I could not pack in much on top of one.

There's a video on youtube from last year, and I think that's Sheri Piers at about the 6:45 mark. (?)

Where

Starting at Pizza Hut, 238 Bath Rd., Cooks Corner, Brunswick, Maine (parking at adjacent Wal-Mart parking lot)

Course Map

www.usatf.org/routes/view.asp?rID=375387

What We're Gonna Eat

1. Pizza Hut, 0.0 mi.

One slice of a medium pepperoni pan pizza (250 calories)

2. Wendy's, 0.1 mi.

5-piece chicken nuggets (250 calories)

3. McDonald's, 0.5 mi.

Small french fries (250 calories)

4. Taco Bell, 0.6 mi.

One beef soft taco (200 calories)

5. Burger King, 0.8 mi.

Value-sized onion rings (150 calories)

6. Fat Boy Drive-In, 1.6 mi.

The Whoper Burger! (800 calories)

7. Cold Stone Creamery, 2.5 mi. (final stop)

"Like It"-sized chocolate or vanilla ice cream in a dish (400 calories)

"Penalty Lap"

If anyone is caught throwing up during the race, they'll have to wash down their ice cream with a Twinkie in order to finish!

Awards

All finishers will receive a limited-edition "2010 Brunswick Fast Food Challenge" t-shirt. And yes, you can use it to wipe the vomit from your face if you need to.

Cost

The cost for the race (to cover food and t-shirts) is $20, payable as cash-only on the day of the race. Cash is needed so volunteers can ride ahead to the stops and purchase food so that it's ready ahead of the arriving runners.

Some friends of mine put this on, and yes, Sheri Piers and Kristen Barry ran it last year. I think Kristen won for the women if memory serves?

6. Fat Boy Drive-In, 1.6 mi.

The Whoper Burger! (800 calories)

Ok, had one for lunch today.  There's NO way I coulkd jog back anywhere afterwards.  I'd take the penalty and eat the twinkie.

One of these years I'll do this...this year, I'll be running the bradbury breaker with a loop of the scuffle as warmup and loop of the bruiser as cool down, so I expect I'll just be finishing my 27-28 miler by the time this starts.