Marathon Maniac #957
Life is a headlong rush into the unknown. We can hunker down and hope nothing hits us or we can stand tall, lean into the wind and say, "Bring it on, darlin', and don't be stingy with the jalapenos."
Pet peeve: When I called to make an appointment, the receptionist asked what my problem was and I told her. At the office, the nurse asked me again, along with which leg, what part of the leg, etc. Then when the dr. finally came in, the first thing he says is "So, why are you here today?" I need to explain three times?
I went to the Dr because of a back strain. As I had just moved to the area, it was my first time there. The assistant asked if the Dr ever had me wear a gown.....I replied, "Some times on Saturday nights". When the Dr came in he said, "I'm not buying you flowers".