Nashville, home to Yazoo Brewing Co., ranked No. 1 on the list. The Volunteer State swept the podium, with Kingsport-Bristol ranking No. 2 and Memphis — Memphis! — ranking No. 3.

We’ll let The Daily Beast briefly describe their methodology: “To find the driest towns in America, we considered the average alcohol consumption over a month, the percentage of binge and heavy drinkers, and the portion of the population that suffers the potentially dire health consequences of drinking too much.”

Duh...I moved to VA, and Tennessee goes all to hell.