It's not the chlorine but the warm, moist environment that your eyes are kept in during your swim; there's a chance that any kind of stuff can grow in there when your wear your goggles for long periods of time. Try some rewetting eye drops for contact users. That usually clears up whatever's wrong with my eyes. If it stings when you add some drops, chances are that you have something living in your eye and it doesn't like the drops. Keep using them and you'll finally achieve a sense of peace. Oh, and clean your contacts with more than just the daily rinse solution. Use that thing that has a piece of metal at the bottom and foams up when you place it in that liquid. You can get that stuff at walgreens or target or some such.
Lazy idiot
Apparently it doesn't taste bad though because my other dog likes to steal it.
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I guess I don't keep up either. I knew you had a tapeworm, but I thought Carl was the scary guy in PWP. They are one and the same?
Dogs eat poop, I wouldn't use this as a metric for tasting good if I were you.