I complained to Dr. Red-Head that she was spoiling my scheme to try to get a bike from my parents out of this injury. (That and going abroad next year....but we'll ignore the second issue.) Here is her e-mail back: "I think you know your mom and i get along well. i think you would be perfect for a carbon frame, durace components and speedplay pedals.........what was mom's cell?" She totally cracks me up.