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Ifartedonzoomyintheshowr
posted: 7/2/2008 at 1:42 AM
"Ahhh, this is the life!"

And what is "the life," you ask?

Apparently it's sittin' on the toilet, reading a Bike Nashbar catalog, while drinking a beer.




She's all mine, folks. Aaallll mine.

did


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Runs With Snowplows
posted: 7/2/2008 at 1:59 AM
No secrets in the Zoomy/did household. But did forgets that I have 2 fast DSLRs and know how to use them... Man, next time you shave your legs I'm documenting it. Evil grin
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posted: 7/2/2008 at 4:28 AM
You guys are hilarious. I can't stop laughing. Big grin
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I'm excited!
posted: 7/2/2008 at 11:47 AM
Quote from Dragon76 on 7/2/2008 at 4:28 AM:
You guys are hilarious. I can't stop laughing. Big grin


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Runs With Snowplows
posted: 7/2/2008 at 12:26 PM
He tried to record me in the shower one time using his helmet cam. Such a pity that he can't aim worth a toot. Evil grin Boys are dumb. Tongue
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I'm excited!
posted: 7/2/2008 at 12:43 PM
modified: 7/2/2008 at 12:43 PM
I hope my marriage is filled with as much fun as yours appears to be. Big grin
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Runs With Snowplows
posted: 7/2/2008 at 1:01 PM
We're crazy. And our kid is crazy. He figured out the fine art of the practical joke when he was only about 4 (he smeared PB in a pair of clean undies of his, then threw them at my head. I screamed and ducked, then discovered that they weren't shitty pants. He was on the floor laughing so hard that I thought he was gonna puke).
Kirsten

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• PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k
1st trail race
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Blaine Moore
posted: 7/2/2008 at 1:44 PM
I'm gonna have to remember that trick for when we have a baby...
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Runs With Snowplows
posted: 7/2/2008 at 2:33 PM
Quote from Run To Win on 7/2/2008 at 1:44 PM:
I'm gonna have to remember that trick for when we have a baby...


Isn't it great?! I had NO clue that he even understood practical jokes. He came up with that all on his own.

It's funny, too...I recall reading a while back that most kids can't detect or use sarcasm until around age 8-10. Dane has been a snarky little shit since he was 4 or 5. I figure he got a jump on the average thanks to genetics. Big grin

Dane's list of future careers includes race car driver, auto mechanic, video game designer, engineer and stand-up comedian. Or maybe actor (no clue where he got that skill...heh. Shy). Damn, the kid is so friggin' dramatic. Roll eyes
Kirsten

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Blaine Moore
posted: 7/2/2008 at 4:51 PM
Quote from zoom-zoom on 7/2/2008 at 2:33 PM:
[...] video game designer [...]


Tell him you know a guy that used to do that sort of stuff, and it's the crappiest job he ever had. Even worse than his first job working at a gas station. Granted, I wasn't a "designer" but those guys weren't any happier than I was.

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Runs With Snowplows
posted: 7/2/2008 at 5:16 PM
Quote from Run To Win on 7/2/2008 at 4:51 PM:
Tell him you know a guy that used to do that sort of stuff, and it's the crappiest job he ever had. Even worse than his first job working at a gas station. Granted, I wasn't a "designer" but those guys weren't any happier than I was.


Huh...really? One of did's best buds from HS was an artist on Doom 3 (ID Software) and loves it...makes beaucoup bucks, but I think he doesn't have much time for a social life. He does seem to enjoy it, though.
Kirsten

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• Run 1500 miles
• October 5 - 1st marathon - Milwaukee Lakefront - in my home state of WI
• PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k
1st trail race
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posted: 7/10/2008 at 4:48 AM
Quote from diddidit on 7/2/2008 at 1:42 AM:
"Ahhh, this is the life!"

And what is "the life," you ask?

Apparently it's sittin' on the toilet, reading a Bike Nashbar catalog, while drinking a beer.




She's all mine, folks. Aaallll mine.

did


OMG. My husband (aka the prude) would die if he saw me

1) sitting on the toilet
2) reading a catalog on the toilet
3) drinking a beer ON THE TOILET!

Video taping his reaction to seeing me doing any and especially ALL of the above would be priceless!!
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Runs With Snowplows
posted: 7/10/2008 at 12:16 PM
Quote from Mississippi on 7/10/2008 at 4:48 AM:
OMG. My husband (aka the prude) would die if he saw me

1) sitting on the toilet
2) reading a catalog on the toilet
3) drinking a beer ON THE TOILET!

Video taping his reaction to seeing me doing any and especially ALL of the above would be priceless!!


I think you have a project.... Big grin
Kirsten

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• Run 1500 miles
• October 5 - 1st marathon - Milwaukee Lakefront - in my home state of WI
• PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k
1st trail race
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Frustrating Project
posted: 7/10/2008 at 2:29 PM
Quote from Mississippi on 7/10/2008 at 4:48 AM:
OMG. My husband (aka the prude) would die if he saw me

1) sitting on the toilet
2) reading a catalog on the toilet
3) drinking a beer ON THE TOILET!

Video taping his reaction to seeing me doing any and especially ALL of the above would be priceless!!


He'd die if he saw you sitting on the toilet? How is it even possible to avoid this scenario? You've been married long enough to have, what 17 kids, right? And he's never seen you sitting on the toilet? Shocked

BTW, it's more fun to read the above using a Sean Connery accent, because then "sitting" comes out sounding like "shitting".
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posted: 7/10/2008 at 2:36 PM
Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 7/10/2008 at 2:29 PM:
He'd die if he saw you sitting on the toilet? How is it even possible to avoid this scenario? You've been married long enough to have, what 17 kids, right? And he's never seen you sitting on the toilet? Shocked

BTW, it's more fun to read the above using a Sean Connery accent, because then "sitting" comes out sounding like "shitting".



Nope, he never has, and never will. We're strange like that. We have locks on our bathroom doors and we use them. What I do in the bathroom is my business, and quite frankly, it would just gross him out. He's sensitive like that.

My ex-husband is another story.

You know what, it does sound better using the Connery accent. Big grin
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