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"The drops of rain make a hole in the stone, not by violence, but by oft falling." - Lucretius
Menace to Sobriety
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
The last ten steps are more dangerous than the first two miles, believe me. AFTER you get home and close the front door behind you, look out. You've cut your run short, done the "stiff-legged trot" for two miles, you think you're safe, and oops.
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" - Steven Wright
A Saucy Wench
Amen, brother. Mine usually starts when I have the house in sight, though. 200 yards of pinched-cheeks hell.
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
It must be psychological
One day at a time
Oh my goodness, ya'll crack me up!!! I'm just sitting in my room snorking!! (By the way - I've felt the wave of fear and made it home in time)
Prince of Fatness
Not at it at all.
rectumdamnnearkilledem
This is the reason that when I run in the morning I wait until an hour after I get up to go out. First I must flush the system out with coffee, then wait a while to make sure there are no stragglers. Then I go out.
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Wanna read my story? I stepped a few feet to my left, and drug my bum over the grass. Then, I pulled up my pants and finished my run.
Wanna read my story? http://mommahutch.blogspot.com/2008/07/more-than-you-wanted-to-know.html