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I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Prophet!
rectumdamnnearkilledem
if you had to, would you stop by somebody's house and ask them if you can use their bathrooms ? I probably would..if they say no, i'll just poop in their lawn.
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
I live in redneck land...
Ugh...that photo of Paula is one strike in the "cons of running a full marathon" column.
E-mail: eric.fuller.mail@gmail.com -----------------------------
Speaking as someone who spent a fair amount of time in West Michigan growing up and now lives in Alabama, all I can say is that the definition of "redneck" is relative...
Michelle
Good Bad & The Monkey
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
Poor baby
Well worth a reread.
Vim
~Gordo~
A Saucy Wench
This story is exactly why on ALL runs a zip-lock baggy with 3 sheets of baby wipes are tucked into the waste band of my running shorts. Even if you find a port-a-poty there is no guarantee that there will be TP in there. If I can work it my route, I try to run past construction sites, those guys are NEVER out of TP in the port-a-portys. ~G
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7