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Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Nothing beats being beautiful (inside and out), spiteful, and drunk! ~ Mississippi
Michelle
any background to this post or are we going to keep our little secrets to ourselves???
You have to join the beautiful people group to be in the know. Are you beautiful?
You haven't checked out my profile??? it speaks for itself....
What are you waiting for?! But are your innards beautiful?
I rounded the corner and saw another freaking hill. Mr. Sadistic Race Director - have I mentioned that I hate you?
It is rude, however, to jog back and throw toasters at the runners.
I've got a fever...
I don't know if this counts, but lately I've been enjoying the views from the webcam that Scout's mom set up in her bedroom.
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
I know it's lame to nominate yourself, but this is some funny schitt...
"Scout's mom" jokes are always good.
"I visited Scout's mom and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."