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Marathon Comparison (Read 953 times)

    What's tougher, Grandfather Mtn or Monkey?


    A Dance with Monkeys

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      Grandfather Mountain! Grandfather Mountain!

       

      And not because of the hills.

       

      Monkey: nice road.  Occasional car. Might honk and show support.

       

      GMM: scary skinny shoulder.  Cars, pickups, dump trucks barreling at you at 50 mph. Might honk and flip you off.

       

      Monkey: Super nice people.

       

      GMM: race staff that will make you feel uncomfortable, embarrassed, and wondering whether "did that just happen?" was racially motivated. Also will take a chair away from you after the race so that they can... not sit in it.

       

      Ok then.

       


      A Dance with Monkeys

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        Liar.

         

        A popsicle will put you in a better mood.

         

          Never ran Grandfather, but I doubt they'd have vomit all over the finish chute.

          “Everything you need is already inside.” -- Bill Bowerman

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