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Princess Cancer Pants
I'll stick with geoducks.
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
I'm so glad we don't have those in the Great Lakes. Lamprey Eels are nasty enough...
Holy Cr@p! Is that thing for real? I'm never swimming again. There goes tri season!
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
Menace to Sobriety
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Well, Nazi Zombies are.
Better than a Cat Stevens zombie film.
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?