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Princess Cancer Pants
I'll stick with geoducks.
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.
I'm so glad we don't have those in the Great Lakes. Lamprey Eels are nasty enough...
Holy Cr@p! Is that thing for real? I'm never swimming again. There goes tri season!
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
Menace to Sobriety
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Well, Nazi Zombies are.
Better than a Cat Stevens zombie film.
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?