>General Running>what is your finish face look like
Well Drew, your mom'll do just fine once I get her back shaved.
A Saucy Wench
Those jokes just don't hold the same weight as they did back when Scout was around. How sad.
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
Here's a fun one from the end of a 50k. I'm looking up, but because of the brim of my cap, it looks like I have the huge Charlie Brown head and I'm going AUUUGGGGGGGGH.
I was going to post that. But I didnt want to imply a missing of Scout.
This one always make me think you missed your goal time by 1 second. Well actually since I can see the clock in this one...2 seconds.
Princess Cancer Pants
I did think of you when I saw SNL this past weekend and they did a Jeopardy! skit.
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
The day is mine!
The process is the goal.
Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.
Is that what your mustache is for?
Did you see Turd?! God...I miss that guy...
Doing so, I learned that there is another person with my exact name who lives in Portland, OR.
Bring it on.
There are 3 other women with my name out there.