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A Saucy Wench
My ads "Milky Way." I feel not much can go wrong with a candy bar. And suddenly I'm hungry.
My ad is for "Oregon's only nationally certified joint program"
I did not know they were certifying the doobie, but not a surprise that Oregon would do it first.
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
rectumdamnnearkilledem
disoriented? I cant say I have ever been disoriented at the end of a 5K. Ooooooh maybe mud runs should install a Tilt-a-whirl obstacle
Clearly they need sharp-shooters with Ambien darts...
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
To be all extreeeme mud run, I suggest Amazonian blow gun guys from behind fake trees (a la Raiders of the Lost Ark) trying to ambien-up competitors.
FOOP..... FOOP... (that's what it would sound like as you ran by)
Wrigley Girl mentioned that I forgot the word 'epic'. There's a dude around here that runs ultras and marathons with a tiny little dog. Named Epic. Gah.
#artbydmcbride
Epic is a cute name for a tiny little dog!
Runners run
not bad for mile 25
Odyssey might be appropriate for some dogs. Or Grendel.
We had a dog called Grendel when I was a kid!
Was it a darling little teacup dog?
And speaking of irony in dogs' names (what's this thread about?), we had a dog named Solomon. The name did not fit.