>Off the Beaten Path>Guaranteed to make you PR
I'm definitely wearing one of these for my next race. I bet I'll win it. By a mile, maybe even more. Read the reviews and you'll see what I mean.
I don't half-ass anything
"I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death' and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up." - Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning
Princess Cancer Pants
Drink this just to be safe.
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