>Off the Beaten Path>Guaranteed to make you PR
I'm definitely wearing one of these for my next race. I bet I'll win it. By a mile, maybe even more. Read the reviews and you'll see what I mean.
I don't half-ass anything
"I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death' and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up." - Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning
Princess Cancer Pants
Drink this just to be safe.
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She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.