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A mud run is being sued for causing injury. By a bandit. (Read 1916 times)

xor


    I currently get EUGENE MUD RUNS.  "Struggle through 20+ obstacles".

     

    Heck yes.

     

    I wouldn't consider it if they only had 19.

     

      I currently get EUGENE MUD RUNS.  "Struggle through 20+ obstacles".

       

      Heck yes.

       

      I wouldn't consider it if they only had 19.

       

      Last time I had the mud runs it felt like there were at least 10 obstacles between the couch and the can.  So I can relate. 

       

       

       

       

      xor


        Wait a sec.  In English, my middle name is Eugene.  Perhaps that isn't an ad.  Maybe it is a message targeted at me to give me the skitters.

         

          Wait a sec.  In English, my middle name is Eugene.  Perhaps that isn't an ad.  Maybe it is a message targeted at me to give me the skitters.

           

          That's how my twisted humor read it.

           

          So what's for lunch today?  Taco del Mar? 

           

           

           

           

          xor


            That was my Friday pre-race meal before Saturday's ultra.  I'm not kidding.

             

            I guess I will just go straight for the chicken vindaloo followed by a banana split.

             

              That was my Friday pre-race meal before Saturday's ultra.

               

               

               It would be Saturday's runs for me

              "Famous last words"  ~Bhearn


              Kalsarikännit

                Wait a sec.  In English, my middle name is Eugene. 

                 

                How many damn names do you have?  I think you are a name hoarder.  If names were empty milk cartons, you'd have to shovel a path in the middle of your house.  And what about all the starving children that don't get names because of you?  What is it like to be in the 1%?  In the name world, you are a Bank of America executive.

                I want to do it because I want to do it.  -Amelia Earhart

                 

                xor


                  No no no.

                   

                  I use my names for good.

                   


                  #artbydmcbride

                    You can call him Maurice!

                     

                    Runners run

                    xor


                      I know from pompitous.

                       

                        How many damn names do you have? 

                        Senior Robert Eugenio Stevie Ray Eugene Mclovin Roberto Lopez III

                         

                        kinda rolls off the tongue

                        "Famous last words"  ~Bhearn

                          More like an oral St. Vitus dance.

                           

                           

                          MTA: I was really hoping this post would get a top-of-page and lose its context.

                          "I want you to pray as if everything depends on it, but I want you to prepare yourself as if everything depends on you."

                          -- Dick LeBeau

                          Purdey


                          Self anointed title

                            “the Defendants placed the Muddy Pool immediately before the finish line of the 5km (3.1miles) race, a location at which racers were likely to be and/or forseeably would be fatigued, jostling and bumping about, slipping, sliding, stumbling, falling, contacting each other, unsteady, of unsure footing, exhausted, disoriented, with reduced visual acuity, coordination, and motor control;”

                             

                            Sounds like the finish of most 5k races.

                             

                             


                            Feeling the growl again

                              “the Defendants placed the Muddy Pool immediately before the finish line of the 5km (3.1miles) race, a location at which racers were likely to be and/or forseeably would be fatigued, jostling and bumping about, slipping, sliding, stumbling, falling, contacting each other, unsteady, of unsure footing, exhausted, disoriented, with reduced visual acuity, coordination, and motor control;”

                               

                               

                              Roll eyes

                              "If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does.  There's your pep talk for today.  Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

                               

                              I am spaniel - Crusher of Treadmills

                               


                              A Saucy Wench

                                disoriented?  I cant say I have ever been disoriented at the end of a 5K.  Ooooooh maybe mud runs should install a Tilt-a-whirl obstacle

                                I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                                 

                                "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

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