RunningAHEAD - Topic: Funny Shit...

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/6/2007 at 6:36 PM

...and I mean that literally. I mean, you could always play comedy bits, right...? Big grin

k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

trishierunner

esq.

posted: 8/6/2007 at 7:37 PM

Love it. Must have one.

2009: BQ?

Mr E

"Velocitus Delectiblus"

posted: 8/7/2007 at 2:17 PM

Must be called the "I-POOP"

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/7/2007 at 2:20 PM

Or maybe the iWipe...? Big grin

k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

jlynnbob

You'll ruin your knees!

posted: 8/7/2007 at 2:35 PM

Sometimes, when you feel the need but come up empty handed...it would be called the IFart 8 Ball

""...the truth that someday, you will go for your last run. But not today—today you got to run." - Matt Crownover (after Western States)

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/7/2007 at 2:37 PM

Here I sit, broken-hearted tried to sh*t, but only farted... Big grin

k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

Bonkin

posted: 8/7/2007 at 3:02 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 8/7/2007 at 2:37 PM:

Here I sit, broken-hearted tried to sh*t, but only farted.

Cautiously, I then started I ran and changed because I'd sharted.

When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/7/2007 at 3:04 PM

Heh--good one! BTW, my 6 year old can correctly use "sharted" in a sentence. For instance... Dane: mom, I need new undies! Me: why? Dane: 'Cause I sharted. Tongue

k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

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