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Anybody else notice this? (Read 1277 times)


Menace to Sobriety

    Dare I ask what's in the back of the cycling mags?
    A couple of tissues.

    Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.


    A Saucy Wench

      Dare I ask what's in the back of the cycling mags?
      Dont have any cycling mags...although dh has MOTORcycling mags somewhere, I am guessing they are like Car BWAHAHAHA....My mom subscribed me to ODE - a supper hippie green earth mag. Dr. Winni's pheremones are apparently organic and green. Apparently greenies need help with technique - the videos got a full page ad. And green hippies need help dating cause there are 2 ads for dating services. One specifically for people who are green enough to crap in a "human litter box"

      I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

       

      "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7


      Menace to Sobriety

        I don't get the pheremone thing. Even if they really worked, the geeky guy puts the stuff on, goes to the club, hot girl catches the scent, gets turned on, and goes home with the buff guy with the Ferrari, anyway. What's the point?

        Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

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          I don't get the pheremone thing. Even if they really worked, the geeky guy puts the stuff on, goes to the club, hot girl catches the scent, gets turned on, and goes home with the buff guy with the Ferrari, anyway. What's the point?
          Shoot, man, this is why God gave us Hai Karate. Which, BTW, is being totally ripped off (or perhaps it is an homage) by Axe.

           


          Menace to Sobriety

            Shoot, man, this is why God gave us Hai Karate. Which, BTW, is being totally ripped off (or perhaps it is an homage) by Axe.
            LOL, I can remember buying my Dad that stuff for Father's Day waaaay back in the 60's.

            Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.


            A Saucy Wench

              Well since Dr. Winni's pheremones (which I remember from Cosmo ads when I was in highschool) are scentless you can mix them with Axe and you will pretty much get laid right AT the bar. Then she can go home with the guy with the Ferrari.

              I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

               

              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                *snort* - good one finemess So in the name of research I looked at the other magazines in our house. While runners are apparently a target for "novelty" products - a market that it is assumed you usually get some, have access to some, or at least willing to fly solo, the back of Car & Driver has zero ads for novelty products. What it does have ads for are : male enhancement (2) ads. Usually aimed at guys who think if they do that they will get some "pheremones" - "I may be a loser but if I wear this I will get some" and Viagra So which would you rather be a runner or a car guy?
                So what does this say... runners are so healthy that they are creative as well as randy while... car and driver guys are making up for a lack of somethin?!?!?!?!
                You may find my running Vlog at Run Cast TV and my running log here
                  A couple of tissues.
                  *DIES LAUGHING*
                  You may find my running Vlog at Run Cast TV and my running log here
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