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I heard they found a pool floating face down in Micheal Phelps.
I went to high school with him! My one claim to fame....didn't know him, of course. I was one grade above, and still not nearly cool enough to talk to him.
Were you one of the meanies who made fun of his big ears?
Well, not to his face, of course....
Apparently he and Usain Bolt were seen partying together at a Beijing nightclub near the Athletes Village last night. At one point, after several tequila shots, both were feeling no pain and the beer muscles started to come out. Phelps apparently challenged Bolt to a 100m dash. A crowd of people then followed the two to a local high school track where Phelps dusted the world record holder. Someone hand timed Phelps' run at 9.59, and allegedly he pulled up with 20 meters to go to celebrate. Oh and the kicker? Phelps ran barefoot--the only shoes he owns are flip-flops.
First or last...it's the same finish line