>News and Announcements>Outage update (Jan 2, 2007)
We knew you didn't up and leave town without us
It was horrible. Horrible, I tell you. I had to, like, jot my time and distance on paper. Actual paper. With, like, a pencil. Oh, the horror. And then my run just sat there, unlogged, no little colored bar, for hours. Hours, I say.
This place sucks. I want a refund. Get me the manager.
And a donut. And a bottle of anything. To go.
'Caustic' enough? Too much? Did the 1980's Van Halen reference ruin it? Can I still get the donut?
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
It was horrible. Horrible, I tell you. I had to, like, jot my time and distance on.