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Malicious fecal distribution (Read 312 times)


A Saucy Wench

    Is that what they are calling it now.

     

    http://www.koat.com/news/new-mexico/albuquerque/Runner-poops-in-Yard/-/9153728/21026628/-/y97xo7z/-/index.html

    moral of the story is if you gotta go...don't go where you went yesterday

    I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

     

    "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

      How can you take a dump like that and not wipe?

       

      Based on the blurry video of the splatter on the poor guys wall, it looks like it was a pretty messy dump.

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        She did that near someone's home?  What a jerk.

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                moral of the story is if you gotta go...don't go where you went yesterday

                 

                on the other hand, find a training schedule that works for you and stick with it!


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                  moral of the story is if you gotta go...don't go where you went yesterday

                   

                  It's a mammal thing. We like to go in a familar place, if possible. Dogs, wolves, cats, and apparently, even people.

                  Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

                    If I was the homeowner I might be inclined to play some pranks on her.

                    Some ideas:

                    - Hide in the alley in a gorilla costume and pop out when she makes the turn and scare the shit out of her.

                    - Put out a bucket with a "Poop Here" sign.

                    - Set up some bleachers and have a crowd waiting to cheer her on when she makes her visit.

                    - Make a chalk drawing of a toilet on her favorite wall.

                    - Put out a "Don't forget to wipe" sign or "Runner's must wash hands" sign.

                    - Fill the alley with plops of dog poop so she can think she started a trend.

                    - Leave a roll of toilet paper and some magazines out for her.

                    - Get a picture of her and put it on some flyers that say "WANTED for Malicious Fecal Distribution". Post them around town.

                     

                    Anyone else have some good prank ideas?

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                        "Malicious Fecal Distribution" --- Adding that to my dictionary.

                         

                        Seriously though, this is Discrimination against Runners!  Homeless folks pee and poop everywhere in the city.  Why does it make national news in this case just because she runs and poops vice walks and poops?  She should file a lawsuit saying she was "profiled", simply because she was a runner.  Sh1t, in this country, with a good enough lawyer and a dense enough jury, she might even win.

                         

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                          - Hide in the alley in a gorilla costume and pop out when she makes the turn and scare the shit out of her.

                           

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                            A Saucy Wench

                              Motion sensor triggering a boombox poised to play.  Loud.

                               

                              But what song?

                               

                               http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7FPcLxLmE4

                              I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                               

                              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                                She's a quick pooper.

                                 

                                Not long ago I arrived at work to be greeted by a pile of shit in front of the building where I work. We do not believe that it came from an animal. There was also a sock beside the pile.

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