Sh** Runners Say (Read 421 times)


    On youtube, there are a bunch of videos like this 


    S&^$ Girls Say


    This begs the question.  What are some of the typical things that a runner says?


    How about...


    I need to hydrate.

    Do you gu?

    Where's the bathroom?

    My nipples hurt.

    My hamstring's tight.

    My IT ban is acting up again.

    Yes! PR!

    Did you BQ?

    What's your favorite?  5k, 10k, half, full?

    I hit the wall.

    I love body glide.

    What were your splits?

    I totally negative split that.

    Tonight I have to carbo load.

      I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.



      Future Goals: 5:30 mile • 19:30 5k • 33:30 8k • 42:00 10k • 1:15:00 10-mile • 1:40:00 half-marathon • 1000 miles


        Oh!  Thanks.  I never thought to look Smile