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Needs more cowbell!

    This one just makes me giggle... When you are aged and never give up, it gives your he confidence, at any chance , at any place,

    Kirsten - aka "Auntie Kirsten"

    '14 Goals:

    • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

    • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

      Well, apparently I'm related to the president. Barack Obama (Washington, DC) has confirmed you as his fourth cousin once removed on We're Related. Has to be true because it was on Facebook.

      Suffering Benefiting from mature onset exercise addiction and low aerobic endorphin release threshold. Hoping there is no cure.


      Imminent Catastrophe

        Sensational way in intercourse temptation for you.

        "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

         "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

        "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

         

        √ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July 2013

        Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

        Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014


        Menace to Sobriety

          Sensational way in intercourse temptation for you.
          "way in intercourse" is always sensational
          Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.


          Imminent Catastrophe

            You will put an end to your diseases faster than you expected! I feel so much better now.

            "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

             "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

            "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

             

            √ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July 2013

            Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

            Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014

            xor


              You will put an end to your diseases faster than you expected! I feel so much better now.
              That one sounds like a fortune cookie.

               


              just a simple cat

                So very tempting........ =?koi8-r?B?SWYgd2F0ZXJpbmcgeW91ciB0b29sIGRvZXNuknQgaGVscCBpdCBiZWNv?= =?koi8-r?B?bWUgYmlnZ2VyIHdlIGtub3cgd2hhdCBoZWxwcy4=?=

                 

                 


                just a simple cat

                  And this one... Blush Make your rod staying!

                   

                   


                  just a simple cat

                    Too bad you can't wear a watch on your legs. Confused Turn your meat battleship on! Shocked

                     

                     

                    xor


                      My meat battleship is more of a tofu pt boat. No, wait. That didn't come out right.

                       

                        Предложение мясопродуктов глубокой заморозки! (Offer frozen meat?)

                        "You can't untrain for Monkey" - bdub


                        day after day sameness

                          Latest Employee Newsletter from CEO

                          I've done my best to live the right way; I get up every morning and go to work each day...


                          Beware, batbear...

                            Ok, Donald hear voices?

                            2012 Goals:

                            7.  Have fun! 


                            Imminent Catastrophe

                              Breast Orgasms Will Cause Your Woman's Thighs to Vibrate With Ecsttasy

                               

                              Useful information!


                              "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                               "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                              "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                               

                              √ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July 2013

                              Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

                              Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014

                              xor


                                Breast orgasms. 

                                 

                                I have a very witty follow-on for this, but I am changing my persona.  Step one is to merely acknowledge the entry point as opposed to utilizing it.

                                 

                                Step ten, I think, will involve posting with a funny accent.

                                 

                                No wait, I already do that.

                                 

                                Is ok.