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Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Suffering Benefiting from mature onset exercise addiction and low aerobic endorphin release threshold. Hoping there is no cure.
Imminent Catastrophe
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
Menace to Sobriety
Sensational way in intercourse temptation for you.
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
You will put an end to your diseases faster than you expected! I feel so much better now.
#artbydmcbride
Runners run
meh
My stupid little mobile-friendly treadmill calculator
an amazing likeness
Acceptable at a dance, invaluable in a shipwreck.
Beware, batbear...
2014 Goal -- Run 5X per week, pain-free (relatively) by end of summer.
Useful information!
I have a very witty follow-on for this, but I am changing my persona. Step one is to merely acknowledge the entry point as opposed to utilizing it.
Step ten, I think, will involve posting with a funny accent.
No wait, I already do that.
Is ok.