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Princess Cancer Pants
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
Menace to Sobriety
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.
I hammered down the trail, passing rocks and trees like they were standing still.
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
"I aim to misbehave."
Abs of Flabs
Is that for real?
Yes it is. San Diego.
Really? I always thought that was 'shopped.
Nope. You can google image "24 hour fitness escalator" and find quite a few a couple views of it.