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Imminent Catastrophe
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
This is just wrong in so many ways I can't even begin to describe them...
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get. -- Homer Simpson
Along for the Ride
I thought I'd seen the worst spam subject lines, but today I got one that beats them all: One Hot White Chick injured in Tsunami Disaster This is just wrong in so many ways I can't even begin to describe them...
Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens.Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars.
De-slacking in progress
started running @ age 48 [lost 70#+, quit a 30 year pack/day habit>> ran HM] Ran a few years then quit. Gained 70#+ back and smoking like before. Time to get healthy again @ 52 years over with the C25K program and beyond again. RE-start date 1-13-14
Jazz hands!
Looking gooooood ;p
Gandalf the Grey
Apparently a dead guy in England has died, named me as his next of kin, and some barrister wants to give me all the money! Sweet.
Running ... just keep running!
A Saucy Wench
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
Self anointed title
Abs of Flabs
"Enlarge your ...." Clearly the most ridiculous of them all! I mean - have they not seen me?
I fly.
Bring it on.
I love the ones that say that "I'm the last living relative" so I get the estate - I wonder how my brothers feel about that (oh and my parents since they are alive too).
I don't get it. Are you saying that your condition is beyond hope?