Elf On A Shelf = creepy (Read 1088 times)


Princess Cancer Pants

    Awesome, Ilene!

    '18 Goals:

    • Recover from 2017

    • Surgery in March

    • Continue showing Cancer that it's not welcome back. Ever.

    • Rebuild to racing and big running & biking miles in 2019

     

    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

         ~ Sarah Kay


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      Elves don't kill people, shelves kill people.

      It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

        Elves don't kill people, shelves kill people.

         

        Best post I've seen today! Big grin

          I'm running out of shelves. Ava was pissed that he was sitting in a toy yesterday. This morning I set him above the bathroom mirror so he could make sure she brushed her teeth. Unfortunately Ava had trouble pooping with him staring at her. Whoops.


          Canadian princess

            It has been pretty loud in my house, our elf might need a little vacation. I hope he doesn't run into any zombies. That would be ugly.


            12-week layoff

              I have to admit I'm glad this wasn't a thing when my kids were little. I was doing well to remember Tooth Fairy duty. Wait....I didn't always remember.

               My kid lost a tooth tonight, so I have friggin' double duty. Ha ha...I'm giving the elf the moolah, and the kid can't touch it for 24 hours!

                So far "Peter" has put a straw straight into the bottle of crown, climbed the baby gate like a stripper pole and tied up Rapunzel for a good ol' fashioned elving.  Who knew those creepy little bastards could be so fun?

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                I don't half-ass anything

                 

                "I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death' and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up." - Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning

                 


                Princess Cancer Pants

                  Creepy pervy elf!

                  '18 Goals:

                  • Recover from 2017

                  • Surgery in March

                  • Continue showing Cancer that it's not welcome back. Ever.

                  • Rebuild to racing and big running & biking miles in 2019

                   

                  Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                  remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                       ~ Sarah Kay

                  runmomto3boys


                    Slice: HILARIOUS.  That is awesome.

                      My elf has had enough

                       

                        Our neighbor posted this..

                         

                        runmomto3boys


                          I am DYING.  Those are HILARIOUS.


                          Princess Cancer Pants

                            '18 Goals:

                            • Recover from 2017

                            • Surgery in March

                            • Continue showing Cancer that it's not welcome back. Ever.

                            • Rebuild to racing and big running & biking miles in 2019

                             

                            Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                            remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                                 ~ Sarah Kay


                            Cattywumpus

                              Ha.

                               

                              Running is stupid


                              Princess Cancer Pants

                                Poor Barbie...

                                '18 Goals:

                                • Recover from 2017

                                • Surgery in March

                                • Continue showing Cancer that it's not welcome back. Ever.

                                • Rebuild to racing and big running & biking miles in 2019

                                 

                                Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                                remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                                     ~ Sarah Kay