Elf On A Shelf = creepy (Read 1088 times)


Needs more cowbell!

    Awesome, Ilene!

    Kirsten - aka "Auntie Kirsten"

    '14 Goals:

    • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

    • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


    HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

      Elves don't kill people, shelves kill people.

      It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

        Elves don't kill people, shelves kill people.

         

        Best post I've seen today! Big grin

          I'm running out of shelves. Ava was pissed that he was sitting in a toy yesterday. This morning I set him above the bathroom mirror so he could make sure she brushed her teeth. Unfortunately Ava had trouble pooping with him staring at her. Whoops.

          marathon maniac #1293 2012 Goals 2000 miles - 100 miles in NC24-Fall

            It has been pretty loud in my house, our elf might need a little vacation. I hope he doesn't run into any zombies. That would be ugly.


            12-week layoff

              I have to admit I'm glad this wasn't a thing when my kids were little. I was doing well to remember Tooth Fairy duty. Wait....I didn't always remember.

               My kid lost a tooth tonight, so I have friggin' double duty. Ha ha...I'm giving the elf the moolah, and the kid can't touch it for 24 hours!

                So far "Peter" has put a straw straight into the bottle of crown, climbed the baby gate like a stripper pole and tied up Rapunzel for a good ol' fashioned elving.  Who knew those creepy little bastards could be so fun?

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                I don't half-ass anything

                 

                "I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death' and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up." - Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning

                 


                Needs more cowbell!

                  Creepy pervy elf!

                  Kirsten - aka "Auntie Kirsten"

                  '14 Goals:

                  • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

                  • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                  runmomto3boys


                    Slice: HILARIOUS.  That is awesome.

                      My elf has had enough

                       

                      marathon maniac #1293 2012 Goals 2000 miles - 100 miles in NC24-Fall

                        Our neighbor posted this..

                         

                        marathon maniac #1293 2012 Goals 2000 miles - 100 miles in NC24-Fall

                        runmomto3boys


                          I am DYING.  Those are HILARIOUS.


                          Needs more cowbell!

                            Kirsten - aka "Auntie Kirsten"

                            '14 Goals:

                            • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

                            • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                            just a simple cat

                              Ha.

                               

                               


                              Needs more cowbell!

                                Poor Barbie...

                                Kirsten - aka "Auntie Kirsten"

                                '14 Goals:

                                • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

                                • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)