I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
I ran a mile and I liked it, liked it, liked it. email@example.com
Princess Cancer Pants
If I ever knew how gaining weight would reuin my body, I never would have.. It's a nightmare. I'll never be the same.
Oh, well, I look great in clothes!
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
Running is stupid
I know you don't want to hear this and I hate to be the one to tell you, but you can never really get rid of cellulite once you have it...sorry
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
Long live the board shorts!