>Off the Beaten Path>HOG WILD: an update!
Princess Cancer Pants
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
If I were to have a pet pig he would look like this...
Not like that freak pig that the kid offed.
I've got a fever...
For the record, MOST people in Alabama do not actually have 1000 lb hogs for pets. Before someone takes this there. . .
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Thanks for pointing that out instead of going for the easy joke (not that I would have held it against you-- look at my avatar!)
/New Alabama resident