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rectumdamnnearkilledem
I want to run as an australopithicus.
Which one...?
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
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I thought their names were hard to write, as they are so gutteral. I can never really understand them, when they say their names.
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
The one on the left.
One with a star belly.
an amazing likeness
Oh...oh...I change...Empire penquin. Then I could flop on my belly and just flip along with my feet. Plus, I'd be wearing a tux.
Acceptable at a dance, invaluable in a shipwreck.
Rhinoceros
It can hit 45 mph and whup a hippos ass, which is crazy since it can't see 30 feet.
Here it is running a small 5K in Kenya.
Rhinos are cool. And, they put out camp fires when not running 5Ks.
Rhinoceros It can hit 45 mph and whup a hippos ass, which is crazy since it can't see 30 feet. Here it is running a small 5K in Kenya.
Where's the bib ?!?!
%$#@*& Bandit runner !!!
Where's the bib ?!?! %$#@*& Bandit runner !!!
A rhino can do what it damn well pleases.
"This race will not be run on a closed course. You may encounter other runners or cyclists. Or a rhinoceros."
Return on the Right of the Red cones
Rhino trumps all colors and directions
Return on the right of the red cones.
But duck the rhino, for she is color blind.
BTW, here's where I found the rhino pic: Lewa Marathon in Kenya
Someone here should go run it.
MTA: They even have a Lewa Half Marathon for runners like me.
Walk-Jogger
I think it would be cool to be able to run like an eagle...
Retired & Loving It
Hmm... hard to tell, but it looks like he might be a bit of a heel striker