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A Saucy Wench
...just checking to see if Trent is still alive
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
All time PR: 1:20 HM. 2:49 M
2013 goal: Master's PR HM Recover from illness/finish the year strong
Rage, rage against the dying of the light
Throw in a "High Fructose Corn Syrup Revealed to be Healthy!" and he'll show up within the hour.
50,000 Miles Later
Better yet, use "jealous" in place of "envious."
Fly to shit.
I would have gone with an Ibuprofen thread myself...
"I got attacked by an owl while running."
"Eat food. Mostly Lard."
"I'm bringin' the heat to a marathon near you".
Why does my right shoe always wear out faster than my left shoe?
Panera's new gluten free bagel shown to be more delicious and healthy than traditional 'bagels'
Running is stupid
"Running burns more calories than walking over same distance' study shows.
Princess Cancer Pants
Ooh, I think I see a blueberry bagel!!!
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
The ultimate in workout food: Panera's new Ibuprofen-Blueberry Bagel. "The High Fructose Corn Syrup in these Bagel really fuels my walks", says Trent Rosenbloom, a former jogger and ex-whole food zealot. "Now that I found out jogging doesn't burn any more calories than walking, I walk for up to 30 minutes at a time. The whole foods I was eating just didnt have enough sugar to get me through and the ibuprofen really keeps the aches and pains from my tough workouts at bay. If I am nursing an injury I just toast up another half bagel and away I go. My friends are really jealous of the pep in my step!"