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Vomit virus...run anyway? (Read 556 times)


Burninated Peasant

    Ok, I'm not sick yet, but my son is (along with his cousins, and probably his sister), so I'm asking this one in preparation for the inevitable. If you've got a vomit/diarrhea thing going, but otherwise feel mostly ok, would you run anyway?
    JakeKnight


      I run (or exercise) through almost every illness. I may not run hard, but I run - mostly because its a guaranteed way to feel better, at least for a little while. I've read that hard runs may temporarily weaken your immune system and decrease your body's ability to battle infection - but 1) I may have read it on a cereal box, and 2) even if its true, I don't much care. An easy run feels good. What do them fancy-pants doctors know, anyway? I know one doctor who can't even figure out how babies are made, apparently. But there's one exception to my personal rule: uh, diarrhea. No running through that one. For two reasons. The medical one: if its bad, you may be pretty dehydrated whether you think so or not. The real one: getting stuck 4 miles from home when you really, really gotta go sounds like a nightmare. And everybody carries cameras these days. The thought of what might happen is scary. Although it would make a great running story ... Unless you really want to end up as a hilarious YouTube video, I'd skip the run. Or do it at home on a treadmill, so you can hop off and run to the john if necessary.

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      rectumdamnnearkilledem

        But there's one exception to my personal rule: uh, diarrhea. No running through that one. For two reasons. The medical one: if its bad, you may be pretty dehydrated whether you think so or not. The real one: getting stuck 4 miles from home when you really, really gotta go sounds like a nightmare. And everybody carries cameras these days. The thought of what might happen is scary. Although it would make a great running story
        Yeah, the dehydration thing, alone...that would keep me home. But the added risk of sharting one's shorts--no way.

        Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

        remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

             ~ Sarah Kay


        Lia's Daddy

          Yeah, running shorts are way to expensive to risk becoming Forest DUMP Big grin
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          Trent


          Good Bad & The Monkey

            Diarrhea. Runs. Heh.
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            rectumdamnnearkilledem

              When you're goin' on a run, and it's comin' out yer bum...diarrhea...diarrhea!

              Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

              remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                   ~ Sarah Kay

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                Burninated Peasant

                  Or do it at home on a treadmill, so you can hop off and run to the john if necessary.
                  Sounds like a winner to me, if I end up with the same problems my son has.
                    I have not refilled your water bottle. Therefore, vomiting is dispossible. Wink

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                    Burninated Peasant

                      I have not refilled your water bottle. Therefore, vomiting is dispossible. Wink
                      Hmmm. Maybe that means I'll be stuck with CB. I think I'd rather have you refill my water bottle. Tight lipped