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I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
In a pinch, a sock will work.
I'm sorry, and no offense is meant by this statement.... But is no one else utterly amused by the irony of this story being posted by someone with "-poo" in her screen name?!?!?!
Your toughness is made up of equal parts persistence and experience. You don't so much outrun your opponents as outlast and outsmart them, and the toughest opponent of all is the one inside your head." - Joe Henderson
Imminent Catastrophe
That is why I developed what I call the "Runner's S**t Kitâ„¢." My waist-pack for most runs contains: 1) Toilet Paper 2) latex gloves 3) a few diaper wipes 4) Large Zip lock bag for clean-up (of paper products).
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
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Use a sleeve. I have a few t-shirts that are missing parts for that reason.