>General Running>what is your finish face look like
Looks more like an 'O face'...
E.J.Greater Lowell Road RunnersCry havoc and let slip the dawgs of war!May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your SPF30, may the rains fall soft upon your sweat-wicking hat, and until you hit the finish line may The Flying Spaghetti Monster hold you in the hollow of His Noodly Appendage.
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
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In the virtual race to dirty thoughts, I just got chicked. I wouldn't have posted it, but I should have thought it. Oh the shame.
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I could be on the podium every time if the contest were for dirty joke skilz.
My initial response to your post was way too crude (or at least rude) to even put out here.
Rhode Island Road Runners
an amazing likeness
I've done my best to live the right way. I get up every morning and go to work each day. (for now)
Maybe BadDawg was sneezing...
Hey, can I help it if she wants to be out running around in public, in front of photographers no less, with a tracking number slapped on her leg....? Golly, she was probably even wearing an rfid tag or something.
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
A thousand-frame-per-second camera captures amazing footage of people spraying snot everywhere. Imagine what will happen when the porn industry finds out about this.
Perhaps, but you choosing to leave her in allows us to figure out that you finished that race. Just sayin.
Bingo. Plus we know you finished with a woman whose bib number is visible.
I will edit my post away. Hopefully BD will as well.