>Off the Beaten Path>Muppets + 6 y.o. boy = ROTFL
Princess Cancer Pants
Close. The best "12 days" of all time is Bob and Doug MacKenzie of "Strange Brew" fame, eh?
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight comic books
Seven packs of smokes
Six packs of two-fours
Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three french toasts
And a beer in a tree
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.