It's LibRary! There's an R in there! (Read 694 times)


Menace to Sobriety

    Labratory or laboratory ???

     

    You sure it's not "lavatory"?

    Then there is"jury" for "jewelry"

     

    MTA: The R from library is residing in idear.

    Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

      What do you call a deer with no eyes?

       

      No idear.

       

      A deer with no eyes and no balls?

       

      No fkn idear.

       

      A deer with no eyes, no balls, that's just been shot?

       

      Still no fkn idear.

      Come all you no-hopers, you jokers and rogues
      We're on the road to nowhere, let's find out where it goes
      mab411


      Proboscis Colossus

        Surprised this one hasn't come up (if it has, I missed it)..

         

        Here in Texas, we pump a lot of ole.

         

        You know...black gold.  Texas tea.

        "God guides us on our journey, but careful with those feet." - David Lee Roth, of all people

          How/when did "says" become "sez"?

            I've said it before, and I'll say it again: it's a mute point to argue about these things. Irregardless of what you say, people will continue to say "supposebly". And don't get me started with explicatives. Foul language is not OK! And if your going to correct someone, be discrete about it. Because in order to avoid doing the same thing twice, we've got to avoid duplicity of effort!

             

            Only a chicken would use fowl language.

            zonykel


              At first, I thought she said "it's a far", but considering the context of the statement, I realized she said something else: http://youtu.be/Nh7UgAprdpM

              daisymae25


              Squidward Bike Rider

                Saying "ax" instead "ask".

                kaleidoscopeEyes


                  No one from New Jersey says 'JOISEY'.

                   

                  No one.

                   

                  Not the yuppie slime, not the rednecks, not the Pineys, not the mountain people, not the homeboys, not the good ol' boys, not the bridge & tunnel trash, not the NYC transplants, not the hipsters (not even ironically), not the blue collar working saps, not the shore people, not the ghetto people, not the guidos, not the mallrats, not North Jersey, not South Jersey, not Central Jersey.  No one.  Nobody says 'JOISEY'.

                   

                  The only people that ever pronounced it 'JOISEY' are Looney Tunes cartoon characters, and the brassy, Cupid's bow-lipped flapper girlfriends of 1920s Brooklyn, zoot suit-wearing, tommy gun gangsters.

                   

                  You're welcome, America.

                  xor


                    And the three stooges.  Soitanly!

                     

                     

                    Is ok.  I'm a victim of soycumstance.

                     


                    Ultra Cowboy

                      And another thing up for debate....

                       

                      the Almond.

                       

                      many folks grow Almonds in the Sacramento valley, and then Blue diamond markets the "AAAMMONS".

                       

                      Huh?

                       

                      It is 'cause the way they get them outta the tree they "knock the L outta them " .

                       

                      To which the witty conversationalist will reply....

                       

                      "So do you eat WAAAAAnuts too?" (Walnuts)

                      Looking for a reason to run...

                      xor


                        If you have nuts on the wall, what do you call them?

                        If you have nuts on your chest, what do you call them?

                        If you have nuts on your chin, what do you call them?

                         

                         

                         

                         

                         

                        (yeah. sorry.  9th grade strikes again.  I especially apologize to sideways smile and mrs sideways smile.)

                         

                        Little Blue


                        Grand Master for a day

                           

                           

                          My pet peeve is pinot noir, especially living smack in the middle of Oregon Pinot Wine country.   It is neither Peeno NwaRRRRR as most Americans pronounce it, nor is is Peeno Nwaaaaaaah as the Oregon Wine growers radio ad "teaching" how to say it properly.

                           

                           

                          Can you tell me what the correct pronunciation is?  Honest question, I've always heard it the first way.


                          Needs more cowbell!

                            If you have nuts on the wall, what do you call them?

                            If you have nuts on your chest, what do you call them?

                            If you have nuts on your chin, what do you call them?

                             

                             

                             

                             

                             

                            (yeah. sorry.  9th grade strikes again.  I especially apologize to sideways smile and mrs sideways smile.)

                             

                            One of my favorite dirty old men told me this joke in the middle of a family-friendly JDRF training ride this Summer!!! Shocked

                            Kirsten - aka "Auntie Kirsten"

                            '14 Goals:

                            • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

                            • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                              What do you call a deer with no eyes?

                               

                              No idear.

                               

                              A deer with no eyes and no balls?

                               

                              No fkn idear.

                               

                              A deer with no eyes, no balls, that's just been shot?

                               

                              Still no fkn idear.

                              This...........is funny!

                              zonykel


                                Somebody said that the recently deceased general was a "USC alumni". An individual can't be an "alumni", since the word is plural.