I can see a booger in your nose (Read 714 times)


    My wife says you should hand someone a Kleenex in this situation.


    I came up with five options depending upon the person and place when the booger is on display.


    There's a Booger in Your Nose


    What do you do?  I'd want someone to tell me.

      Pick it flick it lick it and stick it!

      Half Fanatic #846

        "There's a booger in your nose"



        That's where I'd keep mine. Wink   I mean if I had any.

        "I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's usually my ankle" - unk.                          Run like the winded

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            "Ya got a whistler there"

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              CPT Curmudgeon

                Well I taste like a booger but I look like a worm.

                Bet you've never seen a booger that could squirm.

                I'll be here when you sneeze,

                and I'll be here when you cough.

                Because I'm stuck on your finger and you can't shake me off.

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                  run faster

                  It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


                    Quit looking up folk's nose!  <be taller>


                    Running is stupid