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I came across these, had a good laugh and had to share!
"15 charts that will only mean something to people who love running"
https://www.buzzfeed.com/sallytamarkin/charts-for-runners?utm_term=.mpXDz8Yb9k#.rb4ox19vyP
This is one my personal favorite:
This one is my favorite, only because I forget to bring Kleenex
https://www.buzzfeed.com/sallytamarkin/charts-for-runners?utm_term=.nrWb8kBRjy&sub=4132177_7845853
I admitted to my mom that I'm a snot rocket devotee. She said I had shattered a bit of pleasant illusion for her. Sorry Mom.
This one is my favorite, only because I forget to bring Kleenex https://www.buzzfeed.com/sallytamarkin/charts-for-runners?utm_term=.nrWb8kBRjy&sub=4132177_7845853
Call me Ray (not Ishmael)
Funny. Thanks for sharing.
"Shut up Legs!" Jens Voigt
In my world, what happens on the run stays on the run for this sole reason
Thanks for sharing, I needed the laugh
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Using the alternate name (one-fingered farmer's hanky) might save a bit of that pleasant illusion (like how Chilean sea bass sounds more appetizing than Patagonian toothfish).
Ha! Ironically, I was raised in a family that called Brussels sprouts "cow boogers." We usually like grossness.
I like that!
It also reminds me of a collection of Dennis Cometti quotes. Cometti did play-by-play Australian Rules Football matches for many years. Once during a lull in the game, the camera focused on a player engaging in the "one-fingered farmer's hanky".
Cometti noted, "Another clearance."
not bad for mile 25
Is there a word for reverse euphemisms?
I've got a fever...
Not a running chart, but this sprang to mind as one of my favorite Venn diagrams...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
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